TV

I watch TV for about 60 seconds (Jack Straw) and it sends me into a rage. That's why I restrict myseflf to cricket and Seinfeld. I spent two years filling in a day-by-day listening and viewing diary for the people who compile the ratings (thanks: zero). If they'd taken any notice of me, we'd all now only be able to listen to Test Match Special and Radio 4 comedy shows.