Smack on wheels

Ater Bikram Hot Yoga, James and I retire to the Evening Star for retox. Is the time right to stand on a Free Heroin for Pensioners ticket? No worries about heating (mmm, the warmth), no nasty colds, say goodbye to aches and pains and who cares if you can't afford a square meal? Nod off all day in a pain free way on a pure pharmaceutical class A analgesic. Heroin was meant for the elderly. Let 'em have it.