Apple Fest

Saturday off to the Apple Affair at West Dean with Mum, Jessica and Susanna (Sam out partying). More apples than you can shake a stick at. Later I meet with the boys and tell them I missed the chutney workshop (11am). Aside from the usual ribald suggestions, it is generally agreed that Chutney Workshop are some sort of below par prog rock band.

Which reminds me, one of the quiz questions concerned an albatross - 3 below par (see also birdies and eagles). In fact the more below par, the better from a golf point of view. Yet in common usage par (for the course) just means average, hence below par being poor. Fascinating, non?